The Official Restart of the Cold War
[Cue mysterious-sounding music]
In a world where domestic budget surpluses abound....
...where international weapons inspectors can completely disarm a tyrant...
...and the "communist threat" suddenly vanishes...
...all your hopes and dreams for a global Armageddon hang in the balance. Now, there's only one man you can turn to...
"I'm the commander guy!"
New, from the the makers of...
"Big Brother 2000"
"Quagmire in Iraq"
and
"Sosa for Palmiero"
...comes a new dimension in adventure....
"Get dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!
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NOW PLAYING!
In a world where domestic budget surpluses abound....
...where international weapons inspectors can completely disarm a tyrant...
...and the "communist threat" suddenly vanishes...
...all your hopes and dreams for a global Armageddon hang in the balance. Now, there's only one man you can turn to...
"I'm the commander guy!"
New, from the the makers of...
"Big Brother 2000"
"Quagmire in Iraq"
and
"Sosa for Palmiero"
...comes a new dimension in adventure....
"Get dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!
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.
.
.
.
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Cold War II
NOW PLAYING!
This is not a film. It has not yet been rated because you're living it right now.
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